CAR F***ER! Washington man Edward Smith says he’s made love to over 700 vehicles
- 9 years ago
A Washington man appeared on British television to describe in detail the exact mechanics of his 'deep' love of motor vehicles on Tuesday.
Edward Smith treated the two bewildered hosts of British broadcaster ITV's This Morning to a more than 12-minute long detailed explanation of in's and out's of being a mechaphile, or someone who is sexually attracted to machines.
It all began, he told them, with a very special Volkswagen Beetle, who took a teenaged Smith's virginity.
He moved on to bigger better things and claims to have bedded over 700 vehicles, including at least one plane and a even a helicopter.
Despite the Wilt Chamberlain-length list of sexual partners, the 63-year-old claims to have found true love in the form of long-term girlfriend Vanilla, a white VW Beetle.
Smith revealed also took the time to reveal that the intimate acts do not involve any actual penetration, but primarily the hugging and caressing of the shapely vehicles and the occasional instance of Smith draining his own oil next to them.
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Edward Smith treated the two bewildered hosts of British broadcaster ITV's This Morning to a more than 12-minute long detailed explanation of in's and out's of being a mechaphile, or someone who is sexually attracted to machines.
It all began, he told them, with a very special Volkswagen Beetle, who took a teenaged Smith's virginity.
He moved on to bigger better things and claims to have bedded over 700 vehicles, including at least one plane and a even a helicopter.
Despite the Wilt Chamberlain-length list of sexual partners, the 63-year-old claims to have found true love in the form of long-term girlfriend Vanilla, a white VW Beetle.
Smith revealed also took the time to reveal that the intimate acts do not involve any actual penetration, but primarily the hugging and caressing of the shapely vehicles and the occasional instance of Smith draining his own oil next to them.
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