No, Taylor Swift Did Not Smuggle Herself in This Case
- 7 years ago
You might not think you’re looking at much, but this is a picture of one of the dumbest celebrity fan theories we’ve heard of in a long time.
The preposterous idea that Taylor Swift is hiding in that box, being carried out of her apartment by a couple hired hands in efforts not to be photographed.
Of course, this proved to be an absolutely idiotic theory…
After all, we’ve seen Taylor walk in and out of her apartment a million times, looking elegant as ever. Why in the world would she all of a sudden try to smuggle herself out in a heavy, hard black case in the New York City heat?
Let’s also remember that T-Swift is a musician, so did it not cross anyone’s mind that she could be transporting some sort of instrument in this case? Really? Everyone’s first guess was that she contorted herself into this contraption and then made people carry her into a car, where she could climb out behind tinted windows?
Sorry T-Swift… Some people can be a little T-slow.
The preposterous idea that Taylor Swift is hiding in that box, being carried out of her apartment by a couple hired hands in efforts not to be photographed.
Of course, this proved to be an absolutely idiotic theory…
After all, we’ve seen Taylor walk in and out of her apartment a million times, looking elegant as ever. Why in the world would she all of a sudden try to smuggle herself out in a heavy, hard black case in the New York City heat?
Let’s also remember that T-Swift is a musician, so did it not cross anyone’s mind that she could be transporting some sort of instrument in this case? Really? Everyone’s first guess was that she contorted herself into this contraption and then made people carry her into a car, where she could climb out behind tinted windows?
Sorry T-Swift… Some people can be a little T-slow.